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50 Funny FIFA 23 Club Names For Ultimate Team And Pro Clubs

Chris Stonadge

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50 Funny FIFA 23 Club Names For Ultimate Team And Pro Clubs

It is that time of the year in the gaming calendar, with the release of FIFA 23 enthralling an audience of anticipating gamers and football fans alike everywhere.

The initial release Web App for the latest edition of the game had many, many players showcasing their teams online with some star-studded names involved.

There have been several new features for the game this year, with players being able to play cross-console with their friends in 1v1 modes. There are also more teams available in the Women’s sector, and the inclusion of Ted Lasso and AFC Richmond was also announced.

Also, the addition of the Marvel collaboration and FUT Heroes will be exciting for the fans, allowing for some nostalgic legends to make their return to the game.

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Former Inter Milan defender Lucio headlines the new set of players, with Premier League fans treated to the return of Jay-Jay Okocha, Harry Kewell, Yaya Toure, Ji-Sung Park and Peter Crouch.

Despite the shiny new features grabbing headlines in the gaming world, one thing is a constant in the FIFA Ultimate Team world, though - crazy pun names for your clubs. It allows the fan an ability to showcase a little creativity and a level of support to their own club, and we’re here to inspire you if you’re having a little trouble picking that team name. 

There are some high potential players for your career mode side
There are some high potential players for your career mode side
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What should I call my FIFA 23 team?

  • BalotelliTubbies
  • Borussia Your Teeth
  • Ajax Computers
  • Turkish De Ligt
  • Haven’t Jota Clue
  • Neville Wears Prada
  • ObiWanKenobiNil
  • Tea and Busquets
  • Giroud Sandstorm
  • Too Krul To Be Kind
  • Egg Fried Reus
  • Murder on Zidane’s Floor
  • Moaning Skrtel
  • Pjanic at the Isco
  • Pique Blinders
  • Leave my Arcelona
  • Swagger Agger
  • Who Ate All Depays
  • MeeMyDelphAndIbe
  • Haven’t a Kalou
  • Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
  • Bayer Neverlusen
  • Hierro Rocher
  • 50ShadesOfOShea
  • Chiellini Con Carne
  • SlideIntoMyCDMs
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Ivory Toast
  • Rashford Fiesta
  • The Wizard of Ozil
  • Puyol Pants Down
  • Guns N Moses
  • Kinder Mbeumo
  • Finding Timo
  • Catfish and the Spurs
  • I Don't Kjaer
  • AC Me Rollin
  • Cobra Kai Havertz
  • Meet The Fekirs
  • My little Bony
  • Osasuna or Later
  • Like a Virgil
  • Is your Motherwell?
  • CamavingaBoys
  • Men Behaving Chadli
  • Baines on Toast
  • TchouameniCooks
  • Bacuna Matata
  • Lahmaggedon
  • Lads on Toure

These are just purely suggestions, but you need to make your decision well as there is only one chance per account to change your club name per season.

Featured Image Credit: EA Sports

Topics: EA Sports, FIFA 23, FIFA Ultimate Team, Gaming

Chris Stonadge
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