Amidst all of those achievements, you could be forgiven for forgetting a few of your accomplishments, and Crouch did just that on his appearance as a TV pundit in BT Sport's Champions League coverage last season.
Crouch and fellow pundits Owen Hargreaves and Joleon Lescott were put on the spot after Manchester City secured their place in the semi-finals after a 4-2 aggregate win over Borussia Dortmund in the last eight.
Phil Foden scored in that second leg tie in Germany, which prompted a brain teaser from presenter Jake Humphrey.
He asked: "Right: quiz time. Phil Foden is the fifth English player to score in both legs of a Champions League quarter-final. Can anyone name any of the other four?"
The 41-year-old still didn't guess himself, before Humphrey revealed that the answer was "Peter Crouch."
Crouch's response was hilarious, and he added: "Was it?"
"Oh, I was a good player, you know!"
The games in question were against PSV Eindhoven in Liverpool's run to the 2007 Champions League Final.
Crouch scored the third and final goal in a 3-0 first leg win at the Philips Stadion, before he found the net again in a 1-0 second-leg victory at Anfield.
The Reds would be denied a sixth European Cup though, as he came off the bench in a 2-1 defeat to AC Milan in the final.
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